The tag said that I would look 10 lbs thinner instantly! All I had to do was follow the instructions. Instructions? For a bathing suit? Ok, this couldn’t be too hard.
“Bunch the suit as if you would a pair of pantyhose.”
OK, so far, so good.
“Step into the suit and ease the bottom portion up to your waist”
“Bend over and place your arms into the arm holes and over your shoulders.”
This was a bit tricky getting the puppies into their allocated area. But doable.
Oh, look at that. Maybe 10 lbs thinner. Certainly is snug.
What they don’t say on the instructions is…”
“Be aware that you will have to pee in the pool since there is no way to repeat this process once the suit is wet.”
How long did I struggle in that bathroom? It felt like hours.