You gotta love them anyway.
June 7th, 2009 | 
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My sister's dog Spike.
I like dogs but they’re too needy. Having a dog would be like having another husband… he’d always be following me around, begging for a meal… he’d whine when he didn’t get what he wanted.
Men and dogs are very similar. They both like to pee on tires and will spend an entire day chasing a ball (men call it golf). Give them any opportunity and they have their face in your crotch. And what’s with all the farting? Have you ever heard a cat fart? No. it’s definitely a dog and man thing.
What about cars you ask? Men think a car ride should be an exhilarating experience (just like a dog). Woman just need to get the kids to soccer practice on time.
It doesn’t mean we don’t love our husbands and our dogs. It just means that I can only deal with one of them at a time.
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How True….poor me I have both.
We smell our cat more than we hear him, but he still has gas. Unless someone else is eating the cat food.
THIS will have me laughing for a good while….Although we had the cat once (male, of course) who could clear a room. A guy friend would try to blame his odorificness on the cat and we’d just laugh. The cat was far worse!
So the two farting cats mentioned are both male. Hmmm…