You gotta love them anyway.

My sister's dog Spike.

My sister's dog Spike.

I like dogs but they’re too needy. Having a dog would be like having another husband… he’d always be following me around, begging for a meal… he’d whine when he didn’t get what he wanted.

Men and dogs are very similar. They both like to pee on tires and will spend an entire day chasing a ball (men call it golf). Give them any opportunity and they have their face in your crotch. And what’s with all the farting? Have you ever heard a cat fart? No. it’s definitely a dog and man thing.

What about cars you ask? Men think a car ride should be an exhilarating experience (just like a dog). Woman just need to get the kids to soccer practice on time.

It doesn’t mean we don’t love our husbands and our dogs. It just means that I can only deal with one of them at a time.

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5 thoughts on “You gotta love them anyway.

  1. We smell our cat more than we hear him, but he still has gas. Unless someone else is eating the cat food. :)

  2. THIS will have me laughing for a good while….Although we had the cat once (male, of course) who could clear a room. A guy friend would try to blame his odorificness on the cat and we’d just laugh. The cat was far worse!

  3. That’s why I prefer cats. They are affectionate, intelligent and independent. You don’t have to worry about fulfilling their every whim. I love dogs that’s fpr sure but cats as pets are the clear winner.

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