My sister's dog Spike.
I like dogs but they’re too needy. Having a dog would be like having another husband… he’d always be following me around, begging for a meal… he’d whine when he didn’t get what he wanted.
Men and dogs are very similar. They both like to pee on tires and will spend an entire day chasing a ball (men call it golf). Give them any opportunity and they have their face in your crotch. And what’s with all the farting? Have you ever heard a cat fart? No. it’s definitely a dog and man thing.
What about cars you ask? Men think a car ride should be an exhilarating experience (just like a dog). Woman just need to get the kids to soccer practice on time.
It doesn’t mean we don’t love our husbands and our dogs. It just means that I can only deal with one of them at a time.
How True….poor me I have both.
We smell our cat more than we hear him, but he still has gas. Unless someone else is eating the cat food. 🙂
THIS will have me laughing for a good while….Although we had the cat once (male, of course) who could clear a room. A guy friend would try to blame his odorificness on the cat and we’d just laugh. The cat was far worse!
So the two farting cats mentioned are both male. Hmmm…
That’s why I prefer cats. They are affectionate, intelligent and independent. You don’t have to worry about fulfilling their every whim. I love dogs that’s fpr sure but cats as pets are the clear winner.